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A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...

She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below :- "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am."

Man below replied :- "You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude."

Lady :- "You must be an engineer."

Man :- "How do you know?"

Lady :- "Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost."

Engineer :- "You must be in Top Management."

Lady :- "Ya. How do you know?"

Engineer :- "You don't know where you are or where you're going, you have no technical knowledge. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!"

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